KNIT WITS #71: Pearl Davis is losing her mind over being unmarried and is melting down on X   So, Pearl Jam over here alleges that you have to be a certain age and there’s a cutoff point. What a load of shit. It’s amazing she can still see out her ass considering how fast…

I was reading an article in Playboy magazine the other day, hoping to get a couple of chuckles before hitting the sack before 1800. (“I wasn’t even born in 1800!” cries Sally). It grouched on about how common workers must beware because businesses are beginning to embrace automation and always do so when the economy…

  Dear Company Man, “All in a day’s work,” I believe, saves many more souls than merely praying on their behalf will. God only knows providing a service and not being greedy is enough to stave off lurid assumptions driven by envy and powerlessness-fueled impotent rage. If you’re wondering about where you’ll be in the…